I've been resisting this all
I've been resisting this all day. But the barrel...the fish...oh god...
Courtesy of Mr. Drudge, I read today of a certain Woody Harrelson. Said Mr. Harrelson:
- "The war against terrorism is terrorism. The whole thing is just bullshit."
- George Michael is "brilliant," and "incredibly brave" for putting out his Shoot The Dog single, in which he tries to revive his flagging career by taking a brilliant and incredibly brave stance against British Prime Minister Tony Blair and American President George Bush. Mr. Harrelson thinks that such an act could be "very dangerous."
- The Daily Mirror is also "very brave," and "bold" for agreeing with him about the war on terrorism.
Mr. Harrelson recently had an encounter with the British police after he trashed a London cab and then tried to skip out on the fare. The cab driver described Mr. Harrelson as a "caged animal." Mr. Harrelson described the event as "one of those terrible circumstances." Ah, yes. These things just happen, Mr. Harrelson. You smoke enough marijuana to choke a ruminant, and suddenly you're paying a cabbie over 500 pounds in damages. It's nobody's fault, really.
Apparently, Mr. Harrelson is also concerned that Mr. Michael is "too scared to go over to the States now." As well he should be. Unlike the civilized people of Saudi Arabia and elsewhere, we here in America are not averse to executing people who speak their minds. Mr. Michael is also an unabashed homosexual, which means that, should he come to our shores, we would have to capture him, bind him with rope, and place him next to a large, poorly built stone wall, which a group of Christian ministers would then push over on top of him.
You're right, Mr. Harrelson. It is dangerous in America. Our culture grants success to flagrant drug users who don't know that one can't be a vegan and also eat canapés. It supports the lifestyles of foreign homosexuals. It gives them fame and tremendous wealth. Fortunately, there are those of us who know the true path, and are committed to insuring that all of America--and eventually the world--stays upon it. Praise God! For He will assist us in our struggle against the sinning, unrepentant nonbelievers.
Since you "love it" over in London, Mr. Harrelson, I suggest that you remain there. Otherwise, you may find yourself strapped into a chair alongside Alec Baldwin and Tom Cruise while our Most Holy confessors apply jumper cables to your testicles.
