It is hot today. It
It is hot today. It is so hot that my hyperboles have evaporated.
I am of the opinion that mixing 100-degree weather with black asphalt, concrete, twelve million air conditioners cooling off the inside while spewing heat back ouside, and the exhaust of four million automobiles makes for bad craziness. To illustrate this, I stole a Honda scooter on my lunch hour and tore uptown to go on a rampage through Central Park with my BFG-50A semi-auto and the SPAS 15 I brought back from the UK last year. Tons of fun; maybe you read about it on the AP wire.
But again: if there wasn't a projected heat index of 105 today, none of that would have been necessary.
