Oh, and for those of
Oh, and for those of you who are currently in the throes of uncontrollable anxiety, and don't mind pharmaceuticals that sound like they're manufactured elsewhere in the galaxy, I recommend dear old alprazolam, also called Xanax.
Hail! I am Alprazolam from Planet Xanax! Submit to my sleepiness-ray!
Xanax is a benzodiazapine. So don't wash it down with a six-pack or anything. And remember: you're not cured. You're tranquilized. To my mind, that's a bit more temporary and less...well, freaky...than taking a long-term anti-depressant brain-chemical "Ya, it verks but vee don't know vhy, exactly" kind of pill.
Of course, they don't know why Xanax works either. But still.
