The Management would like to
The Management would like to apologize for the poor quality of recent posts.
Currently, the operating machinery is being overhauled. This overhaul, generously funded by donations from several organizations which have asked to remain anonymous, will result in:
o A three-fold increase in quality of thought
o Greater output
o Higher funny-per-week
In the unlikely event that the machinery overhaul is unsuccessful, this site will be replaced by a series of advertisements for Burma-Shave.
Thank you.
