And yea, though I have smote thee entirely with 20 grit,
the sins of thy previous owners were great.
Verily, I say unto thee
that I shall execute my wrath upon thee even further,
with 36 grit, and 60 grit, and 100 grit,
until the stains of sin are evident no more.
And only then shall come the glory of the stain and the sealer,
only then shall the durable protection of my most holy polyurethane
be applied to thee,
with care and with brush.
For the sins of thy previous owners were great,
and they are much deserving of a smack to the crown of the head.
LOVE the floor (chapter and) verse!
Posted by: Valencia | November 1, 2002 03:02 PM