Well now. The holiday is nigh upon us. Remember:
Keep the X in Xmas!
Here at Peapod, we're anticipating around a foot of snow for Christmas Day. Yes! Can't beat that with a stick. Bob The Cat will soon be tossed into snow taller than she is, for the amusement of her cruel human masters. I may also attempt to ride my crazy bike through the blizzard, which is insane good fun if you've got the right gear. Schwwoop! That is the sound of my bike sliding out from under me and dumping me on my ass.
And of course, the true meaning of the season: Loot!
Cheers, everyone. I hope the jolly big fat shapeshifting master of the alien hybrid levitating deer-creatures is sufficiently kind to you and yours.
