"So one day mom and me were walking along the road back to town and there were these thieves hung up on crosses, right? Broken legs, bloat, ravens picking at eyesockets, the whole deal. So I asked her, 'What happened to those men, mommy?' And she goes, 'That's what happens to bad little boys who play with themselves and then lie about it.' You think being the Son of God is tough? Try having a 'virgin' for a mother."
--Jesus Christ
