And, on another far less serious note, let me just say:
ALL MICROSOFT PRODUCTS SUCK ASS IN EVERY POSSIBLE WAY AND WILL NEVER DO ANYTHING OTHER THAN SUCK ASS, UNTIL THEY ARE SO FULL OF ASS THAT THEY BURST AND SCATTER MICROSOFT-LADEN FECES UNTO THE FOUR CORNERS OF THE EARTH, AND THEN IN EVERY CORNER OF THE EARTH MICROSOFT-LADEN PILES OF FECES WILL INDEED CONTINUE TO SUCK EVEN MORE ASS, AND SO ON, UNTIL THE VERY END OF TIME, AT WHICH POINT THE UNIVERSE WILL IMPLODE AND START OVER, AND, AT THE APPROPRIATE POINT IN SUBSEQUENT UNIVERSAL EVOLUTION, MICROSOFT PRODUCTS WILL AGAIN SUCK ASS, AND SO ON, FOR AN INFINITE AMOUNT OF TIME AND AN INFINTE NUMBER OF ASS-SUCKING INSTANCES OF MICROSOFT.
Fortunately, Bill Gates will smoke Satan's spiny cock in hell in infinite succession, and, hopefully, I will be able to tune in and watch said Satanic cock-sucking at will using a divine operating system THAT DOESN'T SUCK ASS!!!!
[PS: Said divine operating system is not MacOS.]
I thought this had already come to pass. (The exploding and scattering of Microsoft-feces everywhere, I mean.)
PS: MacOS is just feces formed into a pretty shape and painted, kind of like that stuff that Ofili guy does (you know, the poop-Madonna guy).
Posted by: Andrea Harris | December 14, 2003 08:56 PM
Well, yeah. But prophets are just infinite-repeaters, anyway.
Posted by: --iaw | December 14, 2003 09:42 PM