Overheard in the Chinese restaurant:
A: Hey man--whatchoo got?B: I got a box of tissues.
A: Whassup with that? Whatchoo got a box of tissues for?
B: They like, absorbant.
A: Damn, you got eight buckets of blood on the floor, and you got a box of tissues? You need a mop, man.
B: Nahh. A mop just swirls it all around, and then they come in with that blue light and it shows how there was blood there. I seen it on CSI.
A: A'ight. How 'bout Bounty? Go to Sam's Club and get a bunch of cases.
Then my General Tso's was ready, and I left. Funny old world, innit?
Overhead? Hovering thugs?
Posted by: Krazmo | February 2, 2004 05:45 PM
Nein. Hovering typos.
Posted by: Ian Wood | February 2, 2004 06:06 PM