Gosh...this just keeps getting better...the stewards just came 'round with champagne, which I thought was a sure indication that we'd have a delayed takeoff.
But no! It was just because we needed champagne. Because we're Passengers, dammit! At least, that's what we are here in Business and First. God knows what they are back in steerage.
We're about to take off, so I must turn of my wireless device, lest I cause this multimillion-dollar piece of flying hardware to crash.
