I got nothin' today. Had mostly nothin' yesterday, too, but man today I got real, black hole, underside o' the bottom o' the barrel nothin'. The kind of nothin' that makes the evening news look like a nine-mile deep canyon filled to the brim with rich, nougaty insight and analysis. The utter dearth of content you find here can only be matched by the ideological collapsed star that lies at the heart of [insert favorite Person Who Does Not Think Like You].
My god, the entire Internet is in danger of being sucked into the infinitesimally vast nothin'ness that is this post.
And I'm posting it wirelessly, which is such a fart's use of a technology unimaginable a scant two centuries ago that Samuel Morse would be well within his rights to rise from the grave and beat me about the testicles with a telegraph key.
Plus, the cheap AAA batteries that came with my Infrared Keyboard are dying, which means I am going through an amazingly torturous start-and-stop typing process just to inflict this babble upon you all.
I am a terrible, frivolous person.
