Fiddling With My Neural Radio
[Bzzzz.]
[bzzzzz. snap!]
[*p*i*n*g*]
I captured a vegetarian this afternoon. I force-fed him five sticks of pepperoni, then branded a giant W into his forehead and released him back into the wild.
[ClicK. k-chik-a-bing!]
- Your search - "vegetarians for Bush" - did not match any documents.
However,
- Results 1 - 10 of about 75 for "lesbians for Bush". (0.51 seconds)
In addition,
- Your search - "crack-addicted transexuals for Bush" - did not match any documents.
[kra-fungow...ik-ik-ik...ding!]
Didja like the bunting, Andy? Didja?!
[Schvoop.]
THEREFORE, lesbians are more than 75 times as likely as vegetarians and crack-addicted transexuals combined to support Bush.
[Freeeow]
...and you can't stop me man nobody can stop me i am the most unstoppable thing since that uh that guy you know the one they couldn't stop? well that's me only like ten times more unstoppable...
[......]
Clearly, I have sailed off into the ever-deepening twilight world of the mumbling street-corner box-and-shopping-cart brigade.
I mean: 120 channels, and there's nothing on.
