Holy Crap! Bubba had a heart attack!
See, I knew those pork rinds were a bad idea. But he was all "Depends on what you mean by arterial plaque" and whatnot.
Hope he doesn't die. He's one of those loathsome-but-likable really smart people that I seem to collect and store in closets and under the bed in big plastic boxes and such.
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UPDATE: Holy Crap! Bubba was Hospitalized With Chest Pains; Will Face Bypass Surgery!
See, I knew those "Buckets O' Batter-Dipped Cheese-Filled Onion Rings" were a bad idea, but he was all "I'm building a bridge to the 21st century, where everything is fried" and whatnot.
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MORE UPDATE:
Holy Crap! I've had a heart attack!
See, I knew that bowl of pancakes was a bad idea. But I was all "You may be a bungee-jumping, kitesurfing, mountain-climbing extreme-sports mama, but I'm gonna have these pancakes in a bowl" and whatnot.
