The evil corrupter of youth is going to take him from Step One, which is a mere high school diploma stuffed with a gym sock, to Step Two, which is a college degree stuffed with absolutely nothing at all. Smoke that and it'll really get you out there!
--Frank Zappa
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UPDATE:
The cowbell is a symbol of unbridled passion, ladies and gentlemen.
--also Frank Zappa,
at a slightly later point in time
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FURTHER UPDATE:
As is the trombone, but Frank didn't say that, to the best of my knowledge.
