Greetings--
Reginald Bastard here again.
This arrived this morning taped to the back of what our entomologist assures me is a fine example of Gromphadorhina portentosa, also known as the Madagascan Giant Hissing Cockroach:

Honestly, I've no idea. He may still be somewhere close by, hiding. Or perhaps he's hired someone to deliver his messages. Someone who's got access to the office doughnuts.
Or, more disturbingly... perhaps he has access to some very smart roaches. And I think you all know just what that might mean.
We're starting to get a bit worried. If you see him, do drop us a line.
--RB







