Boom, baby!
I am back. Lo, I have wrestled with and vanquished the clustered demons of fixed - drive storage media; I have divined and mastered the secrets of arcane OS installation lore; I have saved hapless data from the ravaging grip of wretched and malformed partitions. I stand in triumph atop a smoking pile of charred plastic of beige and melted motherboards of acid - green.
Which is a bit unfortunate, because I needed that machine.
But no matter! I, the Head Most Astonished, have returned victorious!
However, so exhausted am I from my daring technological labors, that I have nothing to say to you.
More, perhaps, on the Moon's Day.
