By god, it's time for new merchandise. New incoherant merchandise, which is the best kind, except for merchandise that dissolves, which is why Listerine Pocket Packs are the ultimate... uh... wack.
What you've got right here is the Neon George t - shirt. Why? Why not? What's the matter with you? That's our President! And he's glowing.
It's all about showing your support for the inert noble gasses that make our country so great, and for Astonished Head, which helps you waste valuable time. So pony up your $15.99 today!
I've got one. Be like me.
