Recently, I was masturbating and I came so hard that my contact lenses came out. I still don't know why this happened.
I love anything that makes me laugh out loud. Laughter, I find, is a function of the unexpected.
So, take a look at Not Proud. It's been around for several years, but it's new to me and, if you click through enough confessions, you're bound to find a Big Funny sooner or later.
