November 09, 2005

A plague, I say! I'm still dealing with server issues at my hosting company, the gist of which is: this server sucks. Move my site to a new one. One that doesn't suck. And so on.

Part of the new Apache environment is a new set of statistical tools, measuring site visits, referrals, ethnicity of visitors, sexual orientation, etc. I really hope that these new tools are lousy, inaccurate pieces of snotty code. Because if they're not... well, I might as well hang it up. Because nobody comes here. Ever.

All right, so that's not entirely true... but yesterday, when I remarked that my traffic is a tenth of what it was a year ago? According to the new tools, it's now a tenth of what it was two days ago.

Why, it's almost enough to make me announce a Crazy Stunt of some kind!

Anyway. The cold that I enjoyed two weeks ago seems to have snuck into my lungs after hiding out in my knees, giving the Happytime Bronchitis and Crazy - fun Pneumonia, all of which makes for a bang - up, shootin' folks from the clocktower kind of a day, yessir!

I may or may not make with more wordage later on this evening, depending on whether the chest - burster has decided to have a go at the cat or not.