Today's Caffeinated Nasal Effusion
That was fast, thanks!
Meanwhile: I found the word "dystotato" coffee-snortingly funny. This bit was also amusing, but with less nose involvement:
Cheez-It TwisterzThese "baked cheese snacks" combine two flavors. In the case of the box I have in front of me, those two flavors are "Cheddar & More Cheddar." That's right, food scientists have finally broken the cheddar barrier. For centuries it was thought that cheddar and more cheddar could not be combined, and that any attempts to do so would result in a poison cloud at best and the complete destruction of all space-time at worst. But somehow, the good folks at the Sunshine bakery have figured out a way to put both cheddar and more cheddar in the same snack. I'm thinking they're probably being held in an electro-gravitational plasma field.
Downside: They're stupid.
Read the rest for a momentary diversion: Fun Food for the Trivia-Minded.
[Not via Fark. If you wanted to read stuff you can find on Fark, you'd read Fark, right? Right. Bring me a knish.]
