Well, You Know What They Say...
...when the going gets tough, the tough grab the going by the throat, yank out its trachea, and make it into a charming if oddly fragrant flute.
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BONUS POST: ALTERNATE TAKES
- ...when life hands you lemons, load them into a compressed-air cannon and shoot them back at life until you crack its skull open and can feast on its delectable lemon-flavored brain.
- ...a rolling stone gathers no pie...no, that's not a keeper...and Bill, can I have a bit more monitor in the headphones? Thanks. Is it lunchtime yet?
