Jalapeños Do Not Explode In A River Of Molten Cheese
They just don't. If you think they do, you must be holed up in a motel room with the television on, like me. But I still have the strength of character to resist such dairy-based fast food nonsense. Because I know those bastards. They're out to get me. To get all of us.
Perhaps I should go for a walk.
Anyway.
And I mean that.
Any way at all.
