damn damn damn
a brief pause
while the author
loses
his
mind
*poof*
there it went
pretty mind
floating away
on clouds
of officially sanctioned
mood altering
substances
fortunately
Benadryl®
is
over
the counter
takes the edge off
alleviates hives caused by a pint of Häagen-Dazs®
and it's pink
which is always nice
to have
in
your
head
everyone out of the goddamn pool
we've got a floater
in the shallow end
and the water wings
do
not
work
