And (Parenthetically)
No, yesterday’s post wasn’t addressed to or about anyone in particular (except me, of course). I use the collective “you” to address my readership (which is legion, I tells ya) in a kind of perverted folksy fireside way, not as a means of communicating with individuals. I have a telephonic gadget, e-mail, IM, and an Aldis lamp for that sort of thing. The blog is more like a radio broadcast, not suitable for interpersonal communication at all, and I don’t use it that way.
I do have the equivalent of a bank of phones, though, which no one is using. Go ahead. Really. Reggie Bastard is waiting to put you through.
