So I Saw This Amazing Movie Yesterday
There was this bunch of well-dressed pirates, who were going to mess with this guy's casino, you know? Only one of the pirates, he was, uh, dead, so they had to go get him, only there was this other guy, who was only mostly dead, right? So the pirates all got together and decided to go get the dead guy, so that their friend the mostly dead guy would get better. And they got a ship from Singapore, and they got one of the big drills they used to dig the Chunnel with, and they took the ship to get the dead guy, and used the drill to make it seem like the...wait, no back up, the casino was owned by this guy who was, like, an Admiral? In the Royal Navy, you know? So they used the drill to make it seem like there was an earthquake, and then the casino got sucked into this vortex in the ocean because they had to free the sea goddess Calypso, and then Matt Damon had to wear this fake nose and seduce her with this guy named Gilroy so that the well-dressed pirates could steal the diamonds and stab this squid-faced guy's heart. Which he kept in a box...with the diamonds...I think. And there were lots of cannons. And slot machines. And...uh...
