Ways To Tell About Your Head
- There's nobody around to notice how you've got your Jack Sparrow twiddly-fingers down cold, and when you notice, you realize that you've been doing it for quite some time without being aware of it at all
- Giggling fits
- Your eyes keep crossing, but with a little effort, you can move around the apartment quite well
- With a little more effort and the clever placement of a straight-backed chair, you discover that you can read two books simultaneously
- Those books are "Prophets and Prophecy in the Ancient Near East" (left eye) and "An Illustrated History of Interior Decoration" (right eye)
- Occasionally, due to the aforementioned eye-crossing and a lapse in concentration, you fall over
- You find this amusing
- At some point in the recent past, you purchased and consumed an entire cheesecake
- You do not remember doing this
- Cheesecake is good
- The wind outside is clearly trying to tell you something
- Cookies?
- The rushing sensation of spirit trying to claw its way up your chest and out your neck
- A keen desire to let it do so...so that it can go to the store for cheesecake
- Or maybe cookies
I do hope you don't mind, I put a link to this in my blog.
And might have copied it too, but credited it. Hence the link.
Posted by: Depresso | October 13, 2007 09:35 AM
But of course. 'Swhat the IntraTubes are for, innit.
Posted by: Ian Wood | October 14, 2007 10:50 PM